The truth comes out about Hank the dog :-(
Petto, isst du nicht Burger King und McDonalds! >.< Bitte, isst du New York pizza, oder “soup dumpings” at Joe’s Shanghai (9 Pell St (between Doyers St & Bowery), New York, NY)
OK fine, I will admit these are some of the best baseball shirts ever. But there are a lot of unanswered questions about “Hank”. Why is his background so mysterious? What is his stance on PEDs? Does he prefer advanced sabermetrics or traditional stats? And his slogan “Crank one for Hank” suggests that he does not support situational hitting. Troubling allegations.
Brewers adopt a cool dog, name him “Hank”, and let him run in the sausage race. A clear attempt to distract fans from their on-the-field performance…
The environment must be modified to be more feeble
"Which non-insightful fundamentally random facebook quiz are you?"
That elaborate hoverboard video is a hoax, but no one knows why it was made.